At least no one got hurt.

At least no one got hurt.
Hamlet T. Wondercat doesn’t want you to know what he does with his time off… but this movie is still good.
A highlight sequence is the crew’s sub being attacked by the Leviathan, a giant robotic lobster that shoots lasers from its face! And it kills most of the crew! Because it’s a family film.
Good news! The Super Mario Brothers Movie is no longer the worst movie based on a video game!