At least no one got hurt.
Hamlet T. Wondercat doesn’t want you to know what he does with his time off… but this movie is still good.
A highlight sequence is the crew’s sub being attacked by the Leviathan, a giant robotic lobster that shoots lasers from its face! And it kills most of the crew! Because it’s a family film.
Good news! The Super Mario Brothers Movie is no longer the worst movie based on a video game!